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What somebody might say who is responding to news that makes them gnash and foam at the mouth so much that they completely forget they did not have their dentures in, therefore causing a strange inflammation of the gums.
Madgummit, you done got me fair and square there, Musky!
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Something so simple a brain-dead potato with no eyes could do it blindfolded.
Problem is that some people find simple shit really tough or even impossible to understand.
To further understand it, read the examples. This is simple shit.
Tommy: nnngggfff mffff ngggggmmmm
Daddy: It's 20 below and you lick the lamp post? Come on, this is simple shit.
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Dick: I got 3rd degree burns and can't sit or shit without agony. Aaaagh!
Joe: You tried to light a fart! This is simple shit.
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Annie:My shit tastes horrid!
Suzy: God, Annie, this is such simple shit.
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An undefined point between civilization and wilderness in Australia, as referred to by anybody who speaks or understands strine, who may or may not be an ocker.
Anybody or anything that is said to be out beyond the black stump is definitely in a place that is:
remote,
unserviced by places that deal with regular comestibles such as beer, burgers, or loose women of any description,
hot, dry and drily hot.
The Pom has got himself in a right pickle; he's way out past the black stump.
Only Crocodile Dundee and Abbos can find food out past the black stump.
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The written equivalent of many spoken terms, which expresses surprise which is somewhat more than mild, but which will also avoid potential removal for unsavory language.
"Whale oil beef hooked! We have a tax refund!"
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Somebody who is serenatastic is female voluptuous, and curvaceous, and most likely hardbody.
Most often has superb badonkadonk and good cushion for the pushin.
On a scale of 1 to 37, she scores 40.
This word inspired by many women but mostly serena williams (38-28-44).
Sure, there are guys who disagree, but most grown men who are honest would think she is all of the above.
Freddy: I want a woman who is serenatastic!
Rest of the male population: Join the line.
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A skill that an urban dictionary editor engages when bombarded with attempts to define the name of an allegedly sexy and perfectly horny and delicious male or female, obviously posted by the girlfriend or boyfriend of that person.
Selective No-ness invariably results in a quick and terminal refusal to add the definition.
God, another Toney?
Use your Selective No-ness, buddy!
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A preamble, often used, which precedes something that the speaker cannot resist the urge to say (for a variety of reasons including loose mouth).
It is also either or both of the following:
Extremely critical of the person being spoken to, Revealing the true nature of the person speaking.
"I don't want to say this, but you're a heartless bastard who is too eager to get into fights"
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