space mile

A space mile is a unit of distance that is approximately the length that spans one minute of arc on the circumference of the observable universe, using any meridian.

Using the results found by Cornish et. al in the paper titled "Constraints on the Topology of the Universe: Extension to General Geometries" the length of a space mile is currently defined as being 13526301.703 ly or about 4147183 parsecs.

Man 1: "How long is a space mile?"
Man 2: "It is 13,526,301.703 light years long, or about as long as my space DICK!"
All: "OOOOH!"

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grillionaire

(noun): An individual who possesses wealth in the form of prosthetic teeth or other comparative mouth ware. The mouth ware or prosthesis will often be precious metal in nature and/or adorned with semi-precious or precious gems. The individual will often prefer this form of storing his or her wealth to cash, stocks, bonds, banks or other such financial institutions due to the portable and fashionable nature of such objects.

"Yo's dawg dat thug dun busted me'ss in muh mouf dun made me'ss uh grillionaire." - a striking young man commenting on the fortuitous nature of his encounter.