19-5-20-20-12-5

The numbers of the letters of the alphabet that spell the word "settle" as in "settle down". By saying this to someone, they will stop doing whatever they are doing to figure out what the numbers mean, thus settling down.

Guy 1: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A DICK!!!!!!
Guy 2: 19-5-20-20-12-5
Guy 1: Wait, what? *starts counting*

30👍 13👎

'ster

A sick little ending that fits on almost any word to increase its cool factor.

Just add 'ster!
dork ---> dorkster!
dweeb -> dweebster!
fag -----> fagster!
Makes it cool!

33👍 9👎

billy badass

A guy who thinks that he is particularly harass or bad, but he is actually a joke. A real doucher.

Guy1: I'll mess you up!!
Guy2: Whatever, billy badass..

65👍 51👎

Dumbledore

Someone who is dumb, or can't catch the obvious.

Him: What re you guys talking about?
Me: You, you fricken Dumbledore.

16👍 22👎

dweebster

A goofball, a dork, a silly or funny person, someone who fools around, an L7 wiener!

The boy who farted in church was a total dweebster

25👍 6👎

tight like spandex

1.)Off-the-chain, rad, plush, legit, amazing, cool, et cetera.
2.) Really close friends

1.) Dude, look at that sweet ride, its tight like spandex
2.) Me and Katie are tight like spandex

19👍 2👎

Shwang

Another word for sweet, sick, cool, rad...

Girl 1: Girl, I can come to the party
Girl 2: Shwang! See you soon!

63👍 18👎