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Gage Harman

Gage is NOT a weeb and is a known victim of cyberbullying, Sheryl. He is incredibly fun to be around and has an enormous penis and 10 girlfriends who go to a different school. He is cool, popular, and sunglasses, and his voice is masculine and sensual.

"Wow, is that Gage Harman? I hear he's totally sunglasses."
"Omg I think it is! I wish I could be with him, but he only thinks of me as a mom."

by veryaccuratedefinitions July 29, 2019

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