Happy bus

1. Name given to the bus which picks up retarded people or those with 'special needs' and transports them to any given destination; usually a special school or a day trip to the seaside. The bus is normally decorated with a happy colourful scene, such as a beach, or a row of sunflowers or just very bright colours. The sole purpose of this is to create a happy atmosphere for a happy day out.
2. People who are particularly drunk or wasted on drugs.

Those people over there are definitely on the happy bus.

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Sleazyjet

A cheap airline which crams people into a ridiculously small space like battery hens, gives them nothing to eat and nothing to drink in order that they may only charge £1.50 for the ticket.

Are you flying Sleazyjet?

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