Kevin

A Kevin is a type of guy that one could probably catch watching bizarre movies like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. The typical Kevin spends most of his time looking for a female (or male) counterpart to explore pornographic fantasies with him.

These fantasies include, but are limited to:
Orgies (MMF, FFM, etc....etc.)
Double penetration
Titty fucking
Sadomasochism

A Kevin often asks strangely obvious questions to the female (or male) he is courting. Sometimes it is easy for the Kevin to fall into complete obsession. At this point, the prey of the said Kevin should immediately cut all possible contact to avoid being exposed to any infectious matter. If such exposure does occur, the afflicted individual must be hospitalized over night.

1.
"You alive?"
"That's such a Kevin thing to say..."

2.
"You look indisposed. Have you been exposed to a Kevin lately?"

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