mexican blumpkin

A blowjob given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a crap and eating Taco Bell all at once.

I let this guy talk me into giving him a Mexican Blumpkin but couldn't finish because it stank so friggin much. I vomited on him, giving him an Irish Blumpkin instead.

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Irish Blumpkin

A blumpkin that ends with the giver vomiting on the recipient.

The stench of Mike's shit was so bad that the blumpkin I was trying to give him ended up being... an Irish Blumpkin.

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