Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.

example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?

Scough

When you sneeze and cough at the same time. Not the best feeling. not to be confused with scoff , which is another thing.

for example: -Yesterday, I scoughed about 5 times; it was horrible!
-I'm gonna get bad hay fever in summer, so sorry if i start scoughing all the time