bart simpson

to ride a skateboard up to an object crossing your path, like a raised chain, then jump above the chain, with the board rolling underneath, finally landing back on top of the board and continuing your course.

i learned to one footed bart simpson

high

expensive, costly, too much money

i aint buying that, its too high.
damn, newports are high here.

skeet

squirt any liquid, be it water from a hose pipe, ketchup from a squirt bottle, or the now famous semen.

skeet that water up over there.

gauge

1. A shotgun, usually refering to a 12 gauge pistol grip, pump-action. esp. mossberg.

2. Firing a shotgun into something.

EXAMPLES
1. Hit him with the gauge.

2. We saw Terrence on his porch and strait gauged a fool.

cob

Flem consisting of mucus and snot expelled from the mouth through first snorting back from the nose, clearing throat to conger said mucus, then spitting it out. Also known as a loogy.

Joel spit out a cob and i stepped into it.

drawed up

to have arms folded, especially when cold. pronounced drawed up. drawn up

mus be cold in her, erbody drawed up.

worry

action of a dog seizing an item with its teeth and violently shaking its head from side to side in an effort to kill whatever the item is.

i know why that boot is all tore up, i saw the dog worry it.