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get a conscience, find a heart, have feelings. derived from Pinocchio and jimmeny cricket, who was his conscience.
he got hit by a car? thats hilarious.
"you need to buy a cricket"
a spot with potential for being skated
the concrete here is not skatable. its like trying to skate on gravel
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a picture or actual person inciting you to become sexually interested in a woman when further down the line its revealed that it was a man.
in bourbon st. new orleans you will see women with titties exposed, dressed like hookers, but they are a trap. their dicks bigger than yours!
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gaze to your right----->
advertizement with the same tired ass pictures of hot chicks and different shirt screenings digitally overlain.
be a statistic and shop now at bustedtees.com
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Someone sick at skateboarding. Especially knarly pool skating and crazy huge shit where most others are fearful.
He frontslide slashed 8 tiles, hes a ripper.
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when youre driving, and the dumbass riding with you feels compelled to direct every minute correction you make, youve got yourself a navigator whore.
Similar to backseat driver
Carla: get into your left lane. watch out for that van. speed up to go through this light. left, left, left!
You: I know where the fuck im going, shut up, you navigator whore!
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to fall (wipe out) painfully on a skateboard or just in general to the amusement of onlookers.
not to be confused with simply slipping and falling.
only when falling is accompanied by severe pain or when it appears to.
past tense: ate shit
i tried to ollie the 9stair but instead god decided i should eat shit, sliding face first, flipping and hitting my head along the way.
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