Obamulate

To wander or walk about in an aimless fashion.

Those who obamulate completely lack a coherent vision without a teleprompter.

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junkie dial

To call a phone repeatedly three or more times and hang up just prior to the voicemail prompt in a desperately distracting effort to get the target to answer.

"She junkie dialed me while I had one bar trying to close the VP of Finance on my mobile. I'm on my way to crush her iPhone with a brick"