Luca

A rather outstanding male individual, typically from the Lombardian region of Italy. Usually recognized for his above average performance during the act of love-making, this fellow lad tears hearts apart faster than he eats his risotto alla Milanese. Overall impressive knowledge and rather nice teeth. Always seems to carry around a condescending look towards other humans who he believes to be inferior than him. Sarcastic as fuck.

"Oh my god, I had sex with Luca last night"
"Did he perform the sloppy jalopi?"

"To a great extent."

"What an asshole that Luca"
"Yeah, I know."

boot shat

when you are wearing shorts and you catch a bad case of diarrhea and the soft, liquidy shit runs down your leg and into your boot. common on camping trips or strenuous excercise.

hiker 1: hey what took you so long?

hiker 2: sorry i got a bad case of boot shat.

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wiggly worm

when you aproach another human being unnoticed from behind and gently tickle their ass hole.

shit! jesse just gave me a fucking wiggle worm.

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sexual harrasment

when you are having sexual intercourse with a lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

i was sexually harrased by jesse.

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poon nanny

short for poon banana, it refers to the female genatalia when she splooges and her clam looks like chewed up banana

i cant wait until my next shore leave to go get some fuckin poon nanny

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little kitty cacka

when one of ur friends takes a dump that is small and cute (resembling that of a kittie cat's poo) and duck tapes it to the hood of another friends car.

Dane: dude, brayden, whats wrong?
Brayden: that cunt jeremy planted a little kitti cacka on my fuckin car.

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