Villa Maria Girls

Generally known as the best Catholic all-girls school on the Main Line. Commonly compared to the Academy of Notre Dame yet exceeds them annually in both the number of national merit semifinalists and finalists, and the field hockey seasons. In fact, Notre Dame has had to switch leagues in many sports due to their decline of sportsmanship and competency. Villa Girls are generally more well-rounded and better. The typical Villa girl parades to classes each day in her cute knee socks, uniform, LL Bean or North Face school bag, and a hair ribbon that gets cuter and cuter each day of the year. She generally is involved in one or more school sport, three clubs at the very least (Villa sports a mean list of clubs, everything from service, public relations, yoga and SADD becuase Villa girls never make destructive decisions!), and a challenging selection of courses each year. They are extremely well prepared for the great colleges they are accepted into. Villa is prestiged in athletics, academics, and the arts. Villa girls are very personable, fun young ladies. They sure know how to have a good time! That's why they are in very high demand with boys from Malvern Prep, Devon Prep, St. Joes Prep, the Haverford School, EA, and various surrounding institutions. Many a Malvern or Prep boy has commented that while Notre Dykes or 'Hos of the Hill are fun "flings" and "hookups," Villa girls make great serious girlfriends. Their outstanding character leaves little room for question when it comes to committing. Villa girls are born with a natural beauty and sense of class, and unlike Notre Dame girls, their excellent sense of style comes naturally, not from their friends' older sisters. On the weekends the girls can be seen sporting preppy-boho styles, with a proper balance of Abercrombie&Fitch with BCBG Max Azaria, and select vintage items. A Villa girl's staples include Lacostes, Vera Bradley, and DuWop's Lip Venom. Along with her great school and excellent style, Villa girls know how to have fun! They attend and host their share of excellent parties on the weekend, usually for a select group of Villa girls and Malvern boys (we wouldn't want them to be spoiled by any disruptive Notre Dykes.)While Villa girls aren't all perfect, their worst traits are usually just their dirty language. With their perfectly groomed hair, extremely fit bodies, radiant smiles, and glowing countenances, Villa girls are the best around!

"Muffy, will you look at that! Villa beat out Notre Dame again! I bet you Bob asks a Villa Girl to prom instead of that Notre Dyke neighbor of ours..."

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