peni day

PENI day is the day to CELEBRATE PENI
what is PENI you might be wondering
PENI is the plural OF PENIS
not it's not penises, the government has been lying to you.
PENI day comes on the 15 of every month.
how do you celebrate it? I DONT KNOW
just be happy that PENI exist

person a: hey broski when is PENI day?
person b: its the 15 of every mont

Bee

Bee is a cool person, you definitely want to be friends with. They're usually very chaotic and squirt a lot. BEE
Bee's don't care about what others think about them 💪
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

person a: Bee is so cool
person b: i know right

Technoblade

A fucking legend. Someone who was a comfort for a lot of people, for years. His content is very enjoyable. His upload schedule used to be a subject of memes across his fanbase. Sadly he was diagnosed with cancer around 2021, and almost became an amputee.
He held on for months, but sadly passed away in 2022, not before he got the 10 million subs he always wanted.
So long nerds...

"Did you hear about 'Technoblade'?"
"Yeah man... don't make me cry

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