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A creature with all power, it is said a samurai can destroy the universe with a movement of the eyes. Samurais are the best at everything ever, especially sword fighting and gymnastics. Samurais are born when lightning bolts hit the highest peak of everest, they can teleport and run at the speed of light and fly too.
Pete: Oh my god, was that a samurai?
Joe: No it wasn't
Pete: Why not?
Joe: because we'd be dead if it was.
Pete: what was it then?
Joe: probably a slimy, sneaky little buccaneer shrew.
21π 19π
1. To get owned, to become someone's bitch.
2. To get tigged in a game of mongolian tig
1π 1π
Someone who acts awkward or just like a general dickhead for no apparent reason.
Kyle: Hey Vinny lend us 5p for this coke
Vinny: errrr... can't afford to
Kyle: you've got loads of money, why are you being a gayboy?
28π 51π
A warrior known to cast solid spells from his spell casted bow. Known to have no parents but born from a tree.
2π 5π
A very sneaky, devious person. Always trying to get one over on their friends- they wont hesitate to sneak you.
Kyle: Hey Dez what's that Maths homework you're doing?
Dez: O its just further maths
Kyle: So we dont have any homework for Mrs. Coates?
Dez: Well I haven't done any
Later...
Mrs. Coates: Kyle, where's your homework?
Kyle: We didn't have any did we?
Dez: Here's mine miss
Kyle: Dez you sneaky little shrew!
105π 72π
A game of skill derived in All Hallows Catholic School common room. The original players include
Kyle
Greg
Luke
Vinny (shrew)
The game involves basic tig rules but on chairs. Touching the floor is punishable by lashings with the tome of justice. It transforms the players into warriors. The winner is labelled genghis khan, who was once the champion of the sport. Samurais also play mongolian tig.
Mr. Shaw isn't in his office, let's play Mongolian tig. Dez are you playing?
No I've got some maths to do
What for Mrs. Coates?
Ermm... no it's sumat dodgy.
4π 6π
A double-crossing, slimy little shrew-like buccaneer.
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