sarah

she likes to scare you away with her farts when your annoying her and she sings songs to her pets amd dances on her own in the kitchen, shes obsessed with picking her crusty dusty bloody lips and shames you if you bite your nails, obsessed with shopping and selling clothes and doesnt like showers when shes on her period

"yo whos that sassy chick"
"its sarah you dummy poo"