cunt

a word used by many when you get embarrassed by your friends or have something happen to you all for the wrong reasons.

"A guy says to his buddy, "You have an ugly head dude" His reply was, You're a cunt to me"

"That policeman pulled me over for no reason. He's a cunt to me"

she's a tomb

1) A women who takes any advantages to pick up men to have sex with them. A one night stand or a fuck buddy type of situation.

A guys says to his friend at a bar. "I just got picked by this chick, and I'm going back to her place, so I'll see you later". The guys says, "Don't go there dude, "She's a tomb where many a Pharos have laid"

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rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.

Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!