Scrunion

Refers to a female's luscious ass. Applicable to jailbait, sorority sluts, MILFs and possibly even GMILFs for some of the more dsisturbed members of our society.

1.) Jim: I love when Alexis wears those spandex workout pants...

Joe: Yeah, you totally get a great view of her scrunion!

2.) Man, Cathy's ass is scrun-diggly-umptious!

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Dark Harvest

1. Slang for taking a shit.
2. A record label with a lot of shitty metal bands on it.

1. I shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell man...I feel a Dark Harvest coming on!

2. Have you heard of Balor's Eye? They're sigend to Dark Harvest Records.

Bluefoot

1. The act of having sex in a military port-a-john. So named because the female's foot can accidentally slip into the blue sanitation water due to one leg being raised to allow access.

See that chick over there??? I gave her the bluefoot last Friday.

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Dramatic Sashay Out

The act of stating for the entire room that you are leaving after being defeated in a discussion group or forum online. Cry for attention, basically.

Jane-Bob: "Really gone this time. I cannot stomach the men and two women on this page. No longer will expose myself to their rubbish!"

Jim-Bob: "Haha! The Dramatic Sashay Out (DSO) kills me every time. Troll for attention much?"

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