coot coot

Slang for cooter, vagina.

I told that bitch to shut up or I'd kick her in the coot coot. Yeah...

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Sleepy Sailor

The act of lounging in public with no underwear and a half hard penis, positioning your leg in a fashion to where your penis is exposed in a way that seems accidental to the onlooker.

I was at the beach the other day and pulled a Sleepy Sailor and saw this chick staring at my chubby up my shorts!

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aeneid

the greatest story ever written. it has suspense, violence and more, and all this in the first 289 lines, the latin gcse set text!

"When i get a job, I want to translate Virgil for a living"

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kantot

Pag pasok ng titi sa tunnel of love...
or kung ikaw ay lalaki sa pwet ipinapasok ang burat...
Present tense- KINAKANTOT or nag kakantutan
Past tense-KINANTOT Or Kumantot
fucked- Nakantot
Slang word for kantot- kangkang

Pare wala si kumare mo mag kantutan muna tayo sa room ko...

Pare kangkangan tayo mamaya ok?

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