redneck

you might be a redneck if:

1. ur cowboy boots are from the goodwill

2.ur tires on ur truck cost more than the truck

3.walmart is ur home away from home

4.you'd rather burn in hell than drive or even ride in a ford.

5.ur plumber is ur bestfriend

6.all of ur preset radio stations are set to a country station

7.the confederate flag is like the bible

8.u have a shitload of siblings

9.the city is a place u'll never go to.

10.u make a swiming pool in the bed of ur truck.

o and u dont use urbandictionary becuz toomany black people who dont like rednecks come on here and talk shit. well guess what. . .we have guns too. and we arent scared so fuck off.

joe: that redneck is half the size of his tires!

me: i dont blame him. . . i'd love to have that truck

alex: ur such a bubbet.

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