pussy fortress

The surrounding area of a thick girl's special holes. So soft and nice that's it's practically a fortress!

Guy1: Damn look at those thighs and ass!
Guy2: Yup like a pussy fortress!
Guy3: Fuck it! Moar cushion fo' tha pushin'!

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snorgabate

What you do when you just HAVE to masturbate to that cute girl in the banner ads on the side.

Damn this one is cute and even has her pants unzipped... I HAVE to snorgabate!

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medusa pussy

medusa pussy

Medusa pussy is the kind you get from an older woman who would otherwise be considered a milf except she's too gross. This kind of bitch is a real bitch. She's ugly inside and out. She's jealous, self-entitled, and extremely conceited. Despite her seeming immaturity, she's anything but in bed. She knows what she wants. She knows what you want. When you get drunk, the pearl necklace you inevitably give her is the nicest thing she owns.

It's a reference to Madame Medusa from The Rescuers.

Tim: Hey how did that Halloween party go?
Jim: I'm not proud of it, but I got some medusa pussy from Sue's aunt.
Tim: lol wtf

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