Peter Pan

a heterosexual of either gender who hangs out with/works with/ consorts primarily with homosexuals of either gender.

"dude, Jeff is such a Peter Pan." "huh?" "you know, he lives among the fairies." "oh, haha."

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gestaltgefucked

the condition of being far more screwed than events, taken individually, would have suggested

"I've only got one room left to get through, and I'm low on ammo, but my health is low and I don't have any free inventory spaces or health packs. And there's an item I need to pick up and enemies on the other side of that door."
"Dude, you are gestaltgefucked."

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bunnyrush

when sitting behind someone at a traffic light, to jackrabbit start your car, severely compromising the personal space of the vehicle in front of you

So I'm sitting at the light, guy behind me bunnyrushes, almost takes my fuckin backseat with him!

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