men are fans

men are fans (n) is a lifestyle movement with three key pillars — created by kate glavan
1.) a consistent bullying and hatred of the straight man
2.) a dire hopelessness that you will die alone one day thus you call men “fans” as a deflection tool
3.) despite the previous rationalizations, you continue to obsess over the average straight man that comes your way

girl 1: oh my god, he replied to my instagram story with the 🔥 emoji
girl 2: wow… men are fans

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