coal troll

A sub species of Homo sapiens, hell-bent on demonstrating the extraordinarily small size of their genitals and IQ. They do this by revving their oversized diesel trucks or Little Dick Trucks and blowing black smog or Rolling Coal all over everyone, usually bikers and smarter people in smaller, more efficient cars.

Trent: You see that babe?! I totally just rolled coal all over that guy on his bike, pulling his kid in a trailer!
Cindy: You know what Trent? I'm over you and your little penis-overcompensating truck, low IQ and general douche baggery! You're just a fuckin' coal troll !

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