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what your cock looks like after an intense session of period sex - the crimson red color is painted all over your penis
âSorry I couldnât come in to work yesterday, my side piece gave me a crimson cock and the blood wouldnât come off. Pussy was still fire tho.â
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That kind of fucking that requires intense caloric burning and lots and lots of sweat. Can replace a typical gym cardio session if done correctly.
"My girl and I sexercise every day! It's good for our health and it keeps her happy!"
Putting Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust all over your shaft and then having intercourse.
"Yeah, Rob came over last night and I got some heat meat. It was fun, except halfway through it felt like my vagina was on fire! I didn't really mind, to be honest..."
The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.
"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."
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