Putting Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust all over your shaft and then having intercourse.
"Yeah, Rob came over last night and I got some heat meat. It was fun, except halfway through it felt like my vagina was on fire! I didn't really mind, to be honest..."
That kind of fucking that requires intense caloric burning and lots and lots of sweat. Can replace a typical gym cardio session if done correctly.
"My girl and I sexercise every day! It's good for our health and it keeps her happy!"
what your cock looks like after an intense session of period sex - the crimson red color is painted all over your penis
âSorry I couldnât come in to work yesterday, my side piece gave me a crimson cock and the blood wouldnât come off. Pussy was still fire tho.â
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The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.
"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."
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