Pele

Reference to the Pfizer Viagra advert featuring the great Edson Arrantes do Nascimento aka. Pele, and the reason for using that particular pharmaceutical item i.e. penile disfunction.

Often occurs when under the influence of alcohol, on holiday and in situations when nerves are prevalent.

Also known as "Pele limp dick" and "Edson Arrantes"

"Ah, I felt certain to knob her, and once we got down to it ... I got Pele"

"Was lying on the sun lounger with this lass, was about to lay a cable and Edson Arrantes came calling ... Gutted"

"What happened last night?"
"Got back to hers and I got Pele"
"Unlucky"

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