George Allen

1. A disgrace to the state of Virginia. Called a man of Indian descent, S.R. Sidarth, a "macaca," an obvious racial slur. He "welcomed" the man to "the real world of Virginia," which is highly ironic, given that Allen was born and raised in California and Sidarth was born and raised in Fairfax, Virginia. He also feigned innocence by saying that he "had no idea what 'macaca' meant." House Majority Leader H. Morgan Griffith decided to bullshit out these words: "Not many people in southwest Virginia would think it is derogatory. I didn't have a clue what it meant, and I doubt Allen did, either." His campaign came up with various ways to bullshit the public and downplay the significance of the incident.

2. See shitstain.

George Allen: I had no idea what "macaca" meant.
Me: And yet you called the only non-white person in the crowd a word you obviously "didn't understand."

George Allen is the real macaca.

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Thomas Jefferson

A great school filled with academically masochistic students. Offers many rigorous courses, such as Quantum Mechanics and Differential Equations. Includes a wealth of different students; yes, there are jocks and preps. Some of the most amazing teachers that exist teach there. Here are some common stereotypes about TJ:

1. They're all nerds.
There's nothing wrong with being a nerd. It just means that they'll end up being more successful than most people, that's all.

2. No one does drugs there.
Is that a bad thing?

3. Everyone's stuck-up.
And there aren't any of those people in your school? Obviously, there are some arrogant people, but most of the population is accepting and intelligent.

4. No one has a social life.
You don't go to the school.

5. You get like six hours of homework every day.
...only if you're a Junior.

6. Everyone's Asian.
Ok, so there are a lot of Asians in the school. Doesn't mean that people shun you just because you're in another ethnic group.

7. ...there's more, but I need to finish my French homework so I don't get screwed tomorrow.

Really, it gives you a good, solid foundation. Go there if you don't believe me.

1: Omg, liek every1s azn!!!!!!111111
2: Actually, most people are white, and Asians aren't to be feared. Unless you want them to be.

1: Thomas Jefferson sucks because you're all nerds.
2: Say that when I'm your boss fifteen years from now.

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