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A young woman who is obsessed with cooking cats and dogs. Also, wants to crash into cars, drives off, and says "fake news" too much.
Young man: Do you nrSimply like meat?
Simply: I cook cats and dogs
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A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.