boob guy

A person, usually male, but not always, who prefers a woman’s boobs to her ass.

Boob guy: Damn, those are some nice tits. I’m a total boob guy.
Ass guy: That’s not really my cup of tea, I’m more of an ass guy.

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love

1. A feeling that basement dwellers like you will never experience.
2. An over used song theme.

1. The basement dweller reading this will never experience love.
2. Oh god, not another love song.

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procrastinate

To put things off and not fini

I’m supposed to write an example, but I’d rather procrastinate and binge watch Netflix.

procrastinate

To put things off, or have a tendency to not fini

I’m supposed to write an example, but I’d rather procrastinate and binge watch Netflix.

tetris aim

A term used primarily by russian and eastern european players of the popular first-person tactical shooter series known as Counter Strike.
Used to describe a person with bad aim, comparing them to the aim of someone who only plays tetris.

"That kid Danny can't hit a single shot, he's got tetris aim."

ass guy

A person, usually male, but not always, who prefers a woman’s ass to her breasts.

Ass guy: Damn, that’s a nice ass. I’m a total ass guy.
Boob guy: That’s not my forte, I’m more of a boob guy.

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