Twilight

one of the best series of books ever. READ IT!!!!!! shit film though so dont watch that makes the book look shit shit shit

guy:read Twilight yet?
girl:yeah very good, shit film though

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SFA

1.Sweet Fuck all

2.Shortys Favela Agency

1.what u up 2?
sfa

2.so what's yor team called?
Shortys Favela Agency(lol)

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Voltaire

François-Marie Arouet (from 21 November 1694 Paris France – 30 May 1778 Paris France) AKA voltaire(his pen name) was a French philosopher known for his wit, philosophical sport and defence of civil liberties, including both freedom of religion and free trade the best export from france Ever saying things such as "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." and "A witty saying proves nothing."

guy1: Which french man actuly quite liked England?
guy2:Voltaire

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Mogget

the best charector in a book ever scathing and wit + likes fish.in the books Sabrial,Lirial and Abhorsen by Garth Nix

the eighth one?
you know Mogget.

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The Last Of A Dying Breed

A wicked band band with some local heroes in it, from cumbria up and coming.Donated all of the money from there last gig to help cockermouth school's music department.

did you see "The Last Of A Dying Breed" last night there gonna be BIG

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sod

used in online chat means "sigh of disbelief" often used in a sarcastic way

guy1:turnips not a rude word
guy2:it is if u sit on one
guy1:sod

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AM FAT

a religion set up to pramote peace and all other religions to get along AM FAT actuly means "all my follower's are transexuals" this is io course not true however u dont have to be but "the leader" has to decide your worth being saved t5o be allowed in or gain any status in this exclusive club there a few rules within this religion but these will be published under AM FAT rules or AM FAT RANKING system

hey you joined AM FAT yet?
Yeah it's really good/wierd

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