A male prostitute. Named after the character Dan Ackroyd played on SNL.
I can't believe mom picked up a Fred Garvin last night.
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To spend some time masturbating.
I must have spent 3 hours on handtime last night.
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The shit stains found in underwear.
My mom had to bleach my underwear because of the hershey slicks i left in them.
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