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short for "valentine" aka "cupid" basically this is a guy who can help you through a tough breakup or anything like that. typically tends to be surrounded by more girls than guys. might give the impression that hes, but in no way is, gay. Great friend to both sexes when in a private or serious situation but can act out in public. might sometimes interest girls but not too much.
girl: thanks for helping me get over Jeff, your a great valent
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the act of one or more people ganging up on a person, taking their i phone without being noticed, and locking them out by using incorrect passwords. if done right you can time it and eventually lock them off for two hours or more. this will literary make your day .
dude we password locked Dylan today and he started crying!, password locking is now my new favorite hobby!
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The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.
Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.
the act of getting lucky with a pregnant chick, but it doesnt stop there. while she is giving you head you bend over and squeeze her dairy jugs, thus making her lactate. You put this lactate in between her tits and start to tity fuck resulting in your penis churning the milk turning it into cheese. ( great on quesadillas)
"Did you hear what georgie did to kendall last night?"
"no what?"
"he gave her a squeezey cheesy!"
"ahh theyre disgusting"
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a white guy tity fucks a black woman .
Did you hear about Bob and Laquisha? oreo tits all night baby
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that piece of folded orange plastic that the cashier gives you that for some reason fucking amazing. fun to play while you wait for your order and then never give them back. collect them all!
dude i went to whataburger yesterday and managed to get like five whataburger tents!