Nutjazzled nut

Nutjazzled nut, “when she wants it rough but you’ve already tried ribbed condom”

Johnny: “she wanted it differently last night !”
Paul: “oh dear me what have you done this time ?”
Johnny: “Nutjazzled nut”
Paul: “what’s that?”
Johnny: “When you take your cockend, dip it into the manuka honey and sprinkle some cracked nuts over it, after that push it right in her!”
Paul: “oh boy, hopefully you’ve had an epipen.”

Dejirmytised

Dejirmytised is verb, which stands for action, when somebody else’s bullshit dream bubble is being burst and person is being returned to the reality.

“Hey John, I’ve spoken to George about the presentation he has given to the management. I had to dejirmytised him because the bullshit he was telling them was unreal.”
“Haha poor lad you’ve burst his dream”

Furnace Humour

It’s type of humour which is beyond “dark humour”. It’s usually used between friends on same wave length and sense of humour.

Hey Bro! Ready for some furnace humour joke?
Yo! Man bring it on!
“You know what’s difference between Jew and pizza?”

Uh no mate!

“Pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven!”

Oh mate that’s some furnace humour ! We will end up in hell!

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Kunai wanker

Kunai wanker refers to person who plays Wraith in the Apex Legends 24/7 and does have kunai heirloom. Once rare item, nowadays used as an identifier of a wanker.

Freddy: Look at this kunai wanker in our team.

Johnny: Oh god, he will be totally useless again. RIP the ranked points.