Bally Boy

Bally is the school for eshays and boys whose parents can’t afford to send them to a proper school. All of them have smoked weed by the end of year 8. We don’t know what’s higher, them or their shorts.

It’s full of delusional wannabe sport stars and has an ever growing population of eshays. The yr 8s of 2019 think they’re the shit so don’t cross them. Only 1 out of 30 boys there are actually attractive, unlike the st augs boys who rake in a cracking 26/30.

The bally boys are always trying to get with the Stella girls but end up stuck with Mackellar. With their hiked up shorts and black vans, what Stella girl could resist one of those ugly guys? Face it boys, you have no fucking chance Aim low boys, aim real low.

Person 1: Who’s that ugly fucker smoking weed over there?
Person 2: Hah, must be a bally boy

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