VSCO GIRL

A dumb bitch with an identity crisis.

- Vsco girls wear oversized t-shirts and scrunchies, their hair is put up in a messy bun and they usually top off their outfit with puravida bracelets. Vsco girls carry their useless hydroflasks everywhere (that they don't even drink out of) and they most likely own hundreds of redbubble stickers. True vsco girls wear crocs and birkenstocks, as well as puka shell necklaces that look like they are cutting of their circulation. They own thousands of metal straws and have a mental breakdown everytime they leave them at home. Their instagram stories are mostly of shared posts to do with dying turtles and the environment. Their vocabulary consists of 'and i oop' and 'sksksksksk'. and they choose to believe that they rule the damn world.
SAVE THE TURTLES ;)

"AND I OOP"
"Oh great, another vsco girl."

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