pile-a-gorized

Method of organizing one's home or office desk in stacks of paperwork. To the untrained eye, a pile-a-gorized desk looks like a mess. But to the pile-a-gorizer, it is easy to find anything because you know exactly where it is.

cube farmer 1: I'm looking for the Johnson file. Is it on your desk?
cube farmer 2: No, I don't have it.
cube farmer 1: How can you possibly tell? It looks like a tornado ripped through here?
cube farmer 2: I've got it all carefully pile-a-gorized.

stuzy

"Stu" plus "crazy" equals "stuzy"...in other words, crazy like Stu.

When I made that joke about your mom, I was only kidding. Don't go all stuzy on me!

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