douche musket

1. a term that is applicable when douche nozzle does not accurately describe the person or people in question.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.

dude1: you see that queaf with his popped collar??
dude2: yeah, what a douche musket.

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beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

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turd sculptor

the "art" or act of attempting to make something out of shit either literally or figuratively.

Dude 1: did you see the new movie that turd sculptor tim burton put out?

Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?

Dude 1: yep.

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schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

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ugly parrot

a sexual move that involves sneaking up behind a girl and laying your junk on her shoulder and squawking like a parrot in a loud and obnoxious tone.

My girlfriend was typing a paper last night and it was the perfect opportunity to whip my junk out, perch it on her shoulder and squawk like a parrot. Hence, the ugly parrot.

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Shitbox 360

Unbelievably unreliable piece of shit game console created by Microsoft. 65% Failure rate pretty much says it all. Possibly the worst electronic device of all time. If you are thinking about buying a Shitbox 360, save yourself the time and misery and just flush a few hundred dollars down the toilet and jam a cinder block up your own ass.

Dude 1_my xbox 360 quit working AGAIN!

Dude 2_what's that now, like 5 times that's happened? that's what you get for buying a shitbox 360 though.

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poon famine

a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.

Dude 1: "Dude, Michelle said she isn't putting out for a few weeks."

Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."

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