stanjaf

a person that fails to do what thay say thay are going to do

"flipping heck thats twenty times now that blokes not turned up, what a fu**ing pest" "well i told you he was a stanjaf"

rigby pest

a man that lets his private parts hang out at partys or plays with himself in public places in the hope that someone will see him.

"good hevens see that bloke parked outside that shop" "yeah he's been thair for ages" "i know i went past him before and the dirty sod was slapping his salami" "oh he must be a rigby pest, just keep away the other day somebody was raming his car with shopping trollys and it just made him slap it harder.

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flipping heck

statement of shock

"i say old chap i seem to have got that lamp shade you left here stuck up my rimper" "flipping heck thats a bit of a bugger"

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masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

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back entry

a passage way allowing rear entry to somewere, someone or something.

"do you mind iff i throw this large pole up your back entry old boy" "no not at all thair's plenty of room iff you have any other large things to go with it"

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rimper

the bum hole

bloody hell mate you stink have you got a sweaty rimper

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bang im

term used by northern doormen and gangsters

" am gunna bang im in a minuite"

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