LMTT

Laughing Myself To Tears.
Used when something is so extremely funny that you acctually is laughing yourself to tears, otherwise use LOL or LMAO.

Friend: *tells something extremely funny*
You: LMTT!

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logic

definition of logic:

all men are mortal;
socrates is a man;
hence, socrates is mortal

Men x Mortality = Men
Socrates x Men = Socrates
Socrates x Mortality = Socrates

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monorail

MONO = ONE
RAIL = RAIL

One-rail mass-transit, you can find one in Sydney.

"I'm the best monorail-driver ever!"
-Homer Simpson

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bedtime

anytime your eyes are burning after 12am.

You: I think it's enough BF playing for now, my eyes are burning =/
Friend: Well, it is 5am.. Guess its bedtime then...
You: Yes, gdnite :)
Friend: nighty

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titan

Saturn's largest moon.

You: Did you see the titan-landing?
Friend: Indeed! Wish I was on that spacecraft =/
You: I dont think so, long trip :P + it is too small for a human and it froze after 2 hours on the ground. Sorry m8..
Friend: Never mind...
You: :P

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Skype

Skype is free Internet telephony
that just works.
Skype is for calling other people on their computers or phones.

Friend: Damn! My phone bills are getting bigger and bigger =/

You: Hey! DL Skype and call via internet! ;)

Friend: Sounds Great :D

You: Yeah, and we can use it as teamspeak too! =)

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BBAM

Be Back After Meal. Use when you are about to eat something away from the computer.

You: Im hungry..
Friend: ok...
You: BBAM
Friend: whatev..

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