iPadist

1: One who spends all their time playing retarded apps on apple's version of a NetBook.

2: Another word for Ryan Nisolek.

"Dude, you are such a fucking iPadist. You play the most retarded apps, you perverted freak."

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Rule 106

In addition to Rule 11, the invoking of said rule will not be voided should the other disagree.

Girl: Rule 11!

Boy: Rule 106, overruled.

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Rule 107

A completely pointless rule that's only purpose is to fill the gap between Rule 106 and Rule 108.

Rule 107 is a completely and utterly pointless rule.

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flargenshnof

1: (n) When a girl shoves her face in to your anus and then yanks it out, causing a male version of a pink sock.

"OW! jane, why did you just give me this huge flargenshnof?!"

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08531

What you type in on a calculator to spell the word, LESBO.

Stuy: "Dude, look at what u spell when you turn the numbers 08531 upside down on your calculator!"

Zach: "Awesome."

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Blob

1: Like the name suggests, a person who sits on the couch all day watching Dr.Phil and/or daytime TV.

2: Idk.

"Dude, stop watching Dr.Phil you freaking blob!"

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Beatles High

A temporary high obtained by listening to multiple Beatles songs in a row. Can be best obtained by listening to I am the Walrus, Across the Universe and Strawberry Fields Forever.

Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.

I was too busy getting a Beatles High... You should try it sometime

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