Bathurst

A place in Australia, NSW. Also the location of Mt. Panorama, the place where the Bathurst Race Track is located. The races held here are commonly between the Holden and Ford V8 Supercars and it is a sacred event in Australia. The race has been rightfully dominated by the Holden Commodores for the past 15 years. This is because the Holden Commodore is a superior car with superior drivers. The phrase "take it to bathurst" is often used by Holden drivers during street races against Fords to rub in the fact that Fords are crap and cant win anything. Said right before the start of the race.

Ford Driver: "Oi loser! step up and ill smoke you with my falcon."
Commodore Driver: "Sure you will...would you like to check if the engine is still working before we race?"
Ford Driver: "Dont need to. now Cmon! Im gonna kick your ass"
Commodore Driver: "Whatever dickhead. Take it to Bathurst."

At this point the lights turn green and the Commodore takes of at full speed and proceeds to smoke the Ford. This is because the Fords clutch and engine failed, as usual. However in the rare event that the Ford actually does make it off the line, the holden will win anyway, becuase they are so much better. This is because when Fords are not breaking down, they are being repaired.

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Holden

An Australian car brand, now a subsidaray of GM motor corp. Renouned in Australia for their high power outputs and reliability. Holden produces a variety of cars, the most common of which is the Commodore, the most popular and best selling car in Australia for the past 20 years. Holden is also well known for its dominance over Ford in every type of competition, weather it be the sacred title of Bathurst or a backyard burnout competition.

Did you see my Commodore smoking up all those Fords the other day? We dominated those peices of crap like Holden dominates Ford at Bathurst.

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