distended tube sock

a gaped, ragged out anus; a loose asshole

Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.

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cud

noun- vulgar slang term for a woman's vagina

Brad beat Angelina's cud for hours last night. I'll bet it's black and blue now.

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hivs

a nonchalant way of refering to HIV, usually stated "the hivs". Originating as a play on "the hives", or the statement "...broke out with a case of the hives".

Cunty Queen #1- "Oh....my....GOD! I just realized I haven't seen that bitch Dante at the bath house lately. I wonder if the twat is still breathing..."

Cunty Queen #2- "Girrrrrl, how 'bout I heard the bitch done broke out with a case of the hivs."

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