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Natan

An ethereal creature from outer space. The hottest boy in the world. A cute fellow and top-notch booty call with a fantastic sense of fashion. Usually a Cancer, Pisces or Scorpio. Only the finest things in life will do to him. Everyone wishes to own his heart but sooner or later, he’ll drive you so crazy you’ll be his puppet. You should be lucky if he ever talk to you at some point. He doesn’t care what you think as long as you pay him and does have a truckload of secrets, one of them being his ability to always bounce back and gaining power by pretending to be weak.

Person 1: Hey bro, I got this little foreign dude in my bed last night and his body was hella tight. Think he could be the one for me
Person 2: Hold up dawg, was it Natan?
Person 1: Yeah, why?
Person 2: Sorry bro, you got no chance

by w0nderfact0ry December 25, 2018