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south park

one of the funniest shows i have ever seen...condemned by a lot of people because its vulgar but really, all the episodes (and the movie) have a message...fucking hilarious...

"Cartman, you have an 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of you ass!!"

"Sure guys, what-EVER!"

by waAGhA! March 15, 2005

1716👍 225👎


lenny

the white guy that hangs out with carl the black guy on the simpsons...has a weird eye problem...his real name is Lenford

"AAAAh my eye! Im not supposed to get jigs in it!"

by waAGhA! March 15, 2005

179👍 140👎


Grandpa Simpson

Homer's dad on the Simpsons...he is very pathetic because he forgets everything, his family always forgets about him and leave him at the depressing rest home all day...fell in love with the worlds oldest woman, but it didnt work out...has a lot of weird medication that makes him go crazy...his real name is Abraham J. Simpson...

The swedish are coming! The swedish are coming!

by waAGhA! March 16, 2005

14👍 2👎


mtv

the shittiest channel on tv...in the 80's it was kinda ok, but now it sucks...they never even show music videos, and if they do its like at 3 AM...its all shitty reality shows and sluts...you ever notice how they only bring stereotypical california people on trl?? they will NEVER have someone on trl who isnt blonde and tan with barbie boobs...what about the people who are actually talented, shitmonkeys???

aaaaaaahhh mtv!! my ears are bleeding!!!!

by waAGhA! March 15, 2005

44👍 11👎


saturday night live

An awesome show with random hilarious skits. It was fuckin hilarious until the year 2000 rolled around. The writing sucks, and the comedians on the show suck. They seem to be too self-conscious to ac completely crazy and random, and the way they actually deliver the lines sucks too. Many awesome skits on that show have been made into movies, such as Night at the Roxbury,Waynes World, and some others I can't think of right now... Some really awesome comedians and actors have started on that show, such as John Belushi, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Dan Akroyd, Eddie Murphy, Gilda Radner, Phil Hartman, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Mike Meyers, Dana Carvey, David Spade, and Conan O'Brien, who was a writer and wasn't actually on the show.

I will never miss SNL, even though now it's extremely disappointing...

by waAGhA! March 16, 2005

133👍 110👎


homer simpson

homer is my hero...he is the greatest man in the history of human existance

"If you're gonna get mad at me every time i do something stupid, i guess ill just stop doing stupid things"

by waAGhA! March 15, 2005

115👍 13👎


ned flanders

An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.

Homer: I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.

Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...

by waAGhA! March 15, 2005

227👍 32👎