Buttsweaty

Buttsweaty - A person who follows another person around (usually a boss or someone of authority) in order to gain a personal advantage.

1. Bill's such a Buttsweaty, so much so he has streaks on his face.

2. What's up Buttsweaty? Get that promotion yet?

3. Man, if Buttsweaty don't stop following me around I'm gonna beat that ass.

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Sticky Butt

An oily, sticky residual discharge around the anus after one expels fecal matter from ones sphincter cavity post haste greasy food consumption.

Usage 1: OMG! I've wiped my turd cutter so much its bleeding, no thanks to that greasy chicken you made for dinner which gave me sticky butt.

Usage 2: After eating that greasy food for lunch today, I had to leave work early because I was sitting in sticky butt. When I got home my man-panties looked as if they had been dragged down the Hershey highway.

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Manfant

Manfant - Full grown adult male encapsulated by a 48 to 60 inch tall child-like body. A short adult male who compensates his shortcoming with attitude.

1. Chris is such a manfant, the dude is 40 years old and is only as tall as my ballsack. What's up with that?

2. Carter came over today wearing a custom made infant bodysuit, what a douchebag manfant he is...

3. Dude, manfant came running around the corner from the living room into the kitchen and headbutted me right in the sack. It hurt so bad, I bout shitted my pants.

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