the best names

Phil Macrackin
Phil Magroin
Hue Janus
Joe... we all know Joe
Deez... we all know Deez
Myra
Myla
And of course
Wendy

Guy 1: you know the best names
Guy 2: like phil?
Guy 1: PHIL MYCRACKIN! HAHAHAHAH
(proceeds to shove cock in mans ass )

2👍 1👎

Reagan

a guy who LOVES to chomp down on a ton of fat juicy dick.

he specializes in getting the balls nice and soberly.

a guy: you are really good at sucking dick Reagan!
Reagan: gurrfg!

10👍 6👎

poop

a yummy snack

Guy 1: bro I just took a poop
Guy 2: *smack *smack