Beefy Ben

Beefy Ben a pacey left back who has attracted the interest from a number of clubs. He is an expert at free-kicks and he can head everything that comes in his direction. He also has no fear and will start on any oppostion, mainly the right winger, and will live to tell the tail to his fellow team mates after the match. He is very noticable on a pitch wiv his bright boots- some say it puts the attacker off.

beefy ben- I think ive pulled my hamstring
(even tho he is walking fine)
No, its ur beefstring

4👍 3👎

Team Favourite

Is a term used to describe an unpopular player in a football team who usually spends his time benchwarming and getting 10 minutes a match. In training everyone, except 1 person, trys to avoid being partner or in his group in our excellent training methods which includes the ever popular goalkeeper training.

Team Favourite- 1- "oh man, ive got team favourite, he cant pass for shit.

3👍 1👎

Cleveland Whip

Where you shit on someone you really hates doorstep and leave it there

Cleveland Whip -Man i really hate him, am gona do a Cleveland Whip tonight

13👍 20👎