O-ring Domination

After you give someone a pink sock, you cut the sock off and wear it on your wrist.

Guy 1, "Dude, check out your wrist! You killed her o-ring! No, you dominated her o-ring! That's some crazy ass O-ring Domination!"

Guy 2, "Yeah, I don't play around."

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Crusty Chode

The scab that forms after your dick has been cut off at the base.

"I cut off my dick because my bitch wanted a crusty chode!"

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