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1. The most pretentious douchy way to travel.
2. The mistaken belief that every surface has the traction needed to stick your landing.
3. Natural selection.
1. I have my own parkour channel on youtube with 1 million views.
2. Through parkour, I can travel across moss covered roofs of london and survive.
3. Parkour has helped us eliminated some of dumbest people in the world.
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When someone, in a last-ditch effort to get rid of a virus, deletes everything completely off a computer and reinstalls windows.
Origin: When trying to combat illnesses, the CDC or variant for that country will set things on fire to contain the spread of infection. They will burn dead bodies, towns, clothes, food, and even the ground with flamethrowers if there is a reason to believe the virus/bacterium could survive in dirt.
I tried AVG, Avast, Casperky... all of them. I ended up scorching the earth.
Soy sauce mixed with Wasabi. A sort of improvised dipping sauce popular among some American sushi lovers.
In California, some sushi lovers will mix the dollop of wasabi given to them with the soy sauce in the dipping dish. This is never done in Japan. If a Japanese person likes wasabi on their sushi, they will place a small piece directly on the sushi, but Americans who like wasabi will just put it in the soy sauce to evenly distribute it when they dip the sushi. Making "California Mud" is not considered rude inside Japan, but it will raise a few eyebrows since sushi has a "proper" way to be eaten.
A group of rich white people telling poor white people that the cause of their poverty is brown people.
A group of sociopathic hedonists telling christians that the threat to America is gay people and atheists.
A group of people who get support by protecting unborn babies whilst simultaneously making it harder for live babies and their mothers to survive.
The republican party wants live babies to make dead soldiers.
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The phrase said before a christain tries to flaunt their imagined moral superiority, and gain protection from the fucked up bible qoute they are gonna say.
As a christian, i dont believe a woman should have authority over a man. 1 Timothy 2:12
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A person who can always be counted on to vote for their party, regardless of the parties actions. They often vote for politicians that have little to no regard for their well-being, but seem similar to themselves. Their anger and suffering can be easily misdirected at outsiders, while they continue to vote against their own self-interests.
A vote slave doesn't want to think but rather wants to fight for or serve a higher authority. Any attempt to debate, pursuade or present differing viewpoints feels like an attack to them.
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1. Upward in altitude. Located toward the observer's zenith.
2. Upward in geographic elevation.
3. Shorter term for High School.
4. The type of Lander in which there can only be one.
5. Most importantly and commonly used as an adjective to indicate that a person is under the influence of a controlled substance. It can be applied to any drug as long as it is not commonly supplied for recreational use. For something to be a drug, it has to be a chemical with an active effect on the body without being a nutrient, vitamin or mineral. So one can get high on fumes, medications, plant chemicals like THC, Fungal toxins found in mushrooms, synthetic chemicals like LSD, fermented waste materials, and animal biochemicals like adrenogland secretions. Please note that nicotine and alcohol use are not indicated by the word "high." For alcohol, the word used is "drunk" and for nicotine, the effect is so mild, it is almost never referred to at all.
6. Most of the time, "high" is used for being under the influence of Tetrahydrocannibinol, more commonly known as Marijuana or pot. For clarity, most speakers will indicate what drug is being used by adding the word "on" followed by the drugs name.
Side note: The reason why this definition is so long, is because I am high on an amphetamine derivative prescribed by a shady doctor.
1. That hot air balloon is so high.
2. Snow can usually be found high in the mountains.
3. I went to Marina High. Now I have aids.
4. There can only be one Highlander.
5. Straight guys will suck you off if you get them high first.
6. Prima: "Dude, are you high? You said you were out of pot."
Secunda: "I AM out of pot, so I got high on cough syrup."
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