sfhm

She
Fuckin'
Hates
Me

Andy: Dude, you hook up with BB yet?
Pat: No man, sfhm.
Andy: That sucks. Especially since she likes me instead.
Pat: ...fuck you

Deddy

Southern pronunciation of daddy. A semi-respectful term.
Pronounced Day-eddy but spoken fast enough to sound like deddy.

Pat: Deddy, where'd you go?

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vanilla cracker

Someone who is whiter than a vanilla face and a cracker combined.
In short, the whiteist kid you know.

Pat: What it is vanilla cracker?

Matt: stfu,hippie

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