tsg

That's so Gay - also, emphasis on "so" for additional affect.

Dude #1: Where's my car dude?
Dude #2: Dude, i parked it 4 blocks away?
Dude #1: wtf!!
Dude #2: I was running late for my manicure appointment, there was no parking spots left on your block.
Dude #1: TSG!
Dude #2: whatever.

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guacamole nigga refrigerator penis

The first word that was invented. Has lot's of religious meanings behind it but there are not so many people left that understands the meaning. You're only alowed to use the word in sexcaves and at disneypark.

Phil Swift named his son after the powerful word.

Mom : U gay nigga?
Son : No G U A C A M O L E N I G G A R E F R I G E R A T O R P E N I S

Mom : im so sorry son, i will never ask u something like that ever again, wanna fuck?
Son : I mean.... we are in alabama so why not
Dog : guacamole nigga refrigerator penis

yg2bfkm

You Got To Be F*ing Kidding Me

Jane opens the door and sees her husband Jack in bed with the maid and says, "yg2bfkm!!!!"

Janes Husband replies "Honey, its not what it seems"
Maid inquires curiously "whats yg2bfkm?"
Jack turn to the maid and says "You've got to be f*in kidding me, u don't know what yg2bfkm means!!!"

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(_._)

ass, butt crack, butt hole, plumber crack, mooning.

<jack> This is me before joining the US navy (_._)
<jack> ... and this is me after 2 years in the navy (_o_)

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